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Spring #002"The dongers ofarbitrary and inconsistent viewpoint censorship are onlyincreased when enforced by poiice states masquerading as democracies usingopaque procedures that fall woefuily short of due process and are insensitiveto local context, induding sarcasm, lampooning, humour, satire and parody."

God shits out two more buffoons who agree to subvertdemocracy in an blatant attempt to give one of them aleading position as top puppet of the Big Oil monopoly.

Western neo-cons agree to thwart legalization inorder to maintain the police marijuana monopoly.

The Trump Moscow hotel"PISS TAPE" is very realand Putin is using it toblackmail our President.

Yes , the so-called "Kenney Poo Tape"is real . I am currently being treatedfor my copraphilia and it in no wiseadversely affects my ability to lead thisrat-hole of a province .Sheesh , in mydefense , I thought 'what happened inVegas , stayed in Vegas.1

BREAKING NEWSSecond armada of alien UFOs headed to Earth; message from it’s leader SPACEJESUS 2.0 - "Surrender or we will wipe you out.Hilliary Clinton charged with treason for uranium sale to Putin.ilFormer Secretary of State Hilliary Clinton facilitated the sale of American uranium mine Holdings to communist Russia back in 2009 .

BREAKING NEWSCrack squad of elite MAGA-capped N RA guardsmen storm Bolivan embassy looking for Julian Assange - whoops, wrong embass]LONDON MAYOR CONFESSES HE IS AN ALIEN FROM PLANET ZETA CANARDIS fHUAWEI TVmHUAWEIMayor Saddiq Khan says that his mission on Earth is to capture the nefarious space criminal Nigel Farage

After surprise loss in the 2019 Alberta election, UCP leader Kenneylashes out at Big Oil - ” They promised I would be their Premier.”

NRA GUARDSMEN AREPROTECTING NYC

The United States Space Force hasonce again defeated another alieninvasion fleet. We accept the UNrequest that all member nationsfall under American suzerainty.

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-NNo, I don't particularly blameJody Wilson-Raybould for stabbingme in the back because she eitherhas a touch of FAS Syndrome, orelse it's residential school's fault./

f Then rilcosby the i old fart with Novachokand become POTUS # 46 ,Unless of course Trumpsomehow manages to i—"s- win re-election ,JIf I put up a strong\enough showing, maybe J—Bernie Sanders will pick meto be his vice presidential running mate for the 2020 election .\-j

Ali Musa DuqduqIsraeli mole Ali Duqduq infiltrated theHezbollah terror group, becoming oneof that group's most beloved leaders.

In appreciation for his work as Israels top spy inside the Hezbollah, Prime Minister BenjaminNetanyahu declares April 31 st to be a perpetual statutory holiday called "Ali Moses Dukduk DayBREAKING NEWS . . . Canadian Opposition leader Andrew Scheer admits that former Attorney-General Wilson-Raybould was a Conservative party mole.

.iriivmiiinnirn'Mii-iriiiii-&M Palestine negotiator asks for Israeli help in ridding Gaza of Hamas terrorists.American President Andrew Yang tells United Nations to give all citizens a guaranteed annual income of 12,000 or be destroyed by U.S. Space Force.,

Turn on me, you little runt andI II give you such a raging caseof 'volcano bum,a you'11 thinkyour name was Paul Ryan

IS TED CRUZ SATAN?MSNBC

*SENATE REVOLTS AND IMPEACHES TRUMPMitch Romney leads Red Rat Republicans in impeachment drive;Mike Pence counters by picking Jarod Kushner as Vice President.Ji MSNBC

President Sanders & V-P Clinton caught spying for Russia ! cmFacebook CEO Zuckerbergerer releases secret emails revealing their collusion with Russian President Vladimir Putin . vxvm.

CITIZENS UNITED LEADfl IG THE WAYON EXPOSING THE CLINTON U - 235 SCANDAL

John HoopenlickerBREAKING NEWS Democrat Joe Biden announced today that Oprah Winfrey has agreed to be his vice-presidential running mate.TFI2020 Hopeful Hoopenlicker supports marijuana legalization om"It will be a boon for small business, not like in Canada where it is a police controlled monopolyhe said today. 4

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President Joe " Hoffa-whacker" Biden takes the Oath of Office at his swearing in ceremony

CNM Town HallJackson, Mississippi2020 hopeful Elizabeth Warren demonstrates h ram dance to constituents#WarrenTownHall

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHEDConservative party mole Jo dy Wilson-Raybould infiltrated thegoverning Liberal party and weaseled her way to the top of theJustice Department before spectacularly detonating in a pre-plannedevent that caused serious harm to Canada's international reputationas a nation above others in honesty and fair play.

WE STILL HAVENT HEARDTHE WHOLE STORYConservativePartyMoles.ca

Yes, it’s true -1 am Conservativethrough and through . Several yearsago Pierre Poilevre suggested I jointhe Liberal party and be Harper’sinside person , his mole, if you will.I agreed , but only if Peter McKaywould bifurcate my brains out. Theyall reneged, theyTre all liars, so hereI am telling you my sad, sad story.

Andrew Scheerwontjust cancelthe Carbon Tax, hell cancelmy children's tax credits , my GST rebates andend the legalization of marijuanafAX-FREEON LY ME , BECAUSE I CAN0ANDREW SCHEER

True to their fascist roots, Conservatives gather to plot howto stop the wildfire spread of the WikiSpills lampoon & satire.

Canadians arepaying forConservativemistakes.believe Canada will beunable to stop F jthe police marijuana monopolySOURCE: DUKE UNIVERSITY/CFO GLOBAL BUSINESS OUTLOOK, DECEMBER 2018

Herr Scheer to Respond to the Wilson-Raybould mole scandalApril 31, 2019FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEOttawa, ON - The leader of Canada's Conservatives, the Honorable AndrewScheer, will hold a press conference to address the Wilson-Raybould molescandal and the Conservative's mea culpa.Details (all times locaO:House of Commons FoyerWest Block9:llam April 31, 2019all media welcome (except Mike Duffy)- free coffee, cucurbits and comestibles -

Slaking his insatiable lust for power of the Prime Minister’s Office, Conservativeleader Andrew Scheer cuts a deal with jihadis who have recently returned homeafter killing thousands of innocents in the former ISIS caliphate in Syria and Iraq .

BREAKING NEWSPresident Trump declares all oil on Earth to be American property. says Venezuela is about to learn this the hard way. Paul Ryan's colon transp U.N. War Crimes Commission's Canton:" Self defense is a war crime."United Nation's WCC Chairman Santiago Canton declares ALL Israeli self defense measures vs. terrorists to be disproportionate war crimes.

;\I will vote Tory if you promise ito institute Sharia Law. Shouldyou fail this simple task - noworries - I cut off your head !/" GEEZUZZ GRIPES, I THINK LTHIS FREAKING ALI .BABA TOWELHEADV - MEANS IT !

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo announces American military mission sent to Venezuela to rescue oilfields from madman Maduro.

EXCLUSIVENICOLAS MADURO TO HUAWEI TV:" I hold here copy of sicko Yankee President's golden shower antics in Moscow."ilg

. Scandal rocks Caracas following WikiSpills revelation.MADURO IN CAHOOTS WITH TRUMP !Phony feud designed to keep oil prices artificially high - the stuff is essentially worthless.

BREAKING NEWS American Psychiatric Association says that Trump meets 62 criteria that fits the definition of being stark raving mad.Kiwi KKKer salutes Trump, says QAnon ordered shootingTrump disavows lone wolf, says he was supposed to wait until he loses election before rising up in armed insurrection like everyone else

yf The American peopie - whata bunch of poor shmucks !Even if theyknew that / stole Election 2016 through thedeft use of voting machines that leave nopaper trail, they will still vote for me inElection 2020 after Iout of Venezuela ,start bombing the hellbecause Americans alwayssupport their leader during war time , evenif it's an illegitimate war .ii\reason they don't,And if for someI always have thosepaper trail-less voting machines to fallback on .A more stupidbunch ofbastards the world have— ø*\never seen !/J

Spring #002 " The dongers ofarbitrary and inconsistent viewpoint censorship are only increased when enforced by poiice states masquerading as democracies using