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HALF HOUR ANIME COMEDY PILOTYU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"Written byE.C. McCreadyOtakuIru.com530 South Lake Ave 130Pasadena Ca, 91101tel 818.919.0633contact@otakuiru.comWGA, w: # 1492220 Copyright All Rights Reserved

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"1.TEASEREXT./ESTAB. SHOU GAKKOU OTAKU IRU - DAYElementary School: RAIDOM is the bad-ass number one. TARO’s acomando at entrance.YU (O.S.)Friend or enemy?MAI (O.S.)Transgovernmental components.INT. ELEMENTARY CLASSROOM - DAYYU’s you’re dream teacher - stupidly clever.YUUnity has to be a grunt bar.YU’s POV - MAI is dressed in mismatched socks, shoes and aplaid mini.MAICrotch-less panties too.ABI’s in as maintenance man with mop clutched upside down todeal with a metal bucket near door.YUIt’s a symbol of cold politics.ABIGet me some of that hot economy.Mai giggles and raises her knee to hold herself as if shemight burst a pee.MAII just Googled Hong Kong for someperformance enhancement drugs.ABIAh ha, international attention.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"2.YUI drew us as a case study for JapaneseChinese relationships.ABIWith Mai’s?. Ooh, that’s verysensitive material.YU800 million users!ABIAll denied hard-core manga and anime?LI LI has it all: ass, tits and long legs in her businesssuit. She in struts up to Yu.LI LITakes us into liberalism to reluctantrealism.YUComparative politics.MARC comes in at the doorway with his arms folded. He’s alsoan administrative type - buffed stud.MARCGoogle’s not mapping up skirts inJapan.YUWhich Island was on her panties?Yu points to the sketch of Shou Gakkou Otaku Iru on an easel.MARCAnother highly sophisticated attack?

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"3.YUI’m sure Mai would let Abi access anyinformation she might have.ABIOnly if I can give her pussy a Chinesename.HANNYA (O.C.)(demonic woman’s voice)Role playing and fantasy time!Yu, Mai, Li Li, and Marc whirl to see HANNYA. Abi is only afew feet away from the seething and ugly demonic woman.HANNYA (CONT’D)Hi Abi. I’m so bilateral for you.The hideous HANNYA starts to lift her skirt. Abi getsterrified and tries to back. HANNYA lurks in closer raisingher skirt even higher to reveal herself to the terrified Abi.YU (V.O.)We are caught in a perpetual virtualexistence of an Alien Ninja Gameplay.I must engage an Akuma as a graphicarts and animation teacher in OsakaJapan.END OF TEASER

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"4.ACT ONEINT. SHOU GAKKOU OTAKU IRU - HALLWAY - DAYBAD GIRL and BAD GIRL FRIEND, Japanese Harajuku lolis, theyare overdone with accessories. They come to the door whichreads “School Bosses.”INT. SHOU GAKKOU OTAKU IRU - OFFICE - DAYLi li flings the door open.LI LIMany layers of the complex Japanese.Bad Girl and Bad Girl friend start up with the para para.BAD GIRL AND BAD GIRL FRIEND(singing)Bad girl, Bad girl friend. We do itagain and again. Bad girl Bad girlfriend. So bad so bad again!Marc comes to the door way, arms folded.MARCCan we could get an exclusive ondistribution?INT. HALLWAY - DAYTaro’s escorting Japanese BAD BOY and BAD BOY FRIEND motorcycle gangsters. Raidom comes up opposite and all stopbefore the office.RAIDOMDai-ten Ho.BAD BOYAh? We are not same-Sex domesticpartners.Bad Boy gives Bad Girl and Bad Girl Friend some check it out.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"BAD BOY FRIENDThese karaoke girls with knee pads canonly suggest there’s an assistanceprogram.Bad Girl and Bad Girl Friend start the para para again andBad Boy and Bad Boy Friend start making some moves.BAD GIRL AND BAD GIRL FRIEND(singing)Bad girl, Bad girl friend. We do itagain and again. Bad girl Bad girlfriend. So bad so bad again!ANGLE - ABI.He’s bustin’ some moves too. Mop in hand and bucket nearby.YU (O.C.)Do you intend to gratify or arouse thesexual desire of any person?YUUp the hall near an open doorway, there’s a glow thatirradiates from its inside. Bad Girl and Bad Girl Friendstart toward Yu with Abi midway.BAD GIRLThere’ll be fisting with the JapaneseUltranationalists I hopeThey pass Abi with mop and bucket.ABI(Bill Clinton Voice)I cracked. I just cracked.Yu marches up.5.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"YUDai-ten Ho is a distribution law inJapan.Mai comes out of the classroom and is behind Yu.MAILets hear it for equal toilets!Yu whirls to Mai.YUThe whalers are not here yet.Marc comes up.MARCStraight for the masochism?YUThis can be a joint venture.Bad Boy and Bad Boy Friend are closing in.BAD BOYThat’s Chinese manufacturing.BAD BOY FRIENDThem whalers be wholesalers.Taro comes in front of them and ties the rising sun aroundhis head.TAROAnything from two to ten years old?YUProtects the insiders.Taro’s flabbergasted and corrects himself.6.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"TAROWe will not be mean to our Chinesecustomers.Li Li comes up.LI LIWe can think of China as a largeretail store.Marc’s right there now.MARC(perplexed)Whale meat at the Diaoyu Islands?Yu points to the interior of the classroom.YUWe will study foreign relations.Bad Girl and Bad Girl Friend, Bad Boy and Bad Boy Friend, LiLi, Marc, Abi and Mai go inside. Raidom comes across Yu atdoorway.RAIDOMWill there be bedroom romps betweenus?YUAdultery of the heart is no where nearyour radar is it?RAIDOMSarah Palin is married.YUIsn’t human trafficking and sexualexploitation your class?7.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"RAIDOMThat’s in the a red-light district.YUThe Japanese Ministry of Health, Laborand Welfare has labeled you sexless.RAIDOMThe Chinese got a few in too.YUYour sexual behavior systems have beenwell-studied.Yu’s abrupt and into the classroom. Hannya appears behindRaidom to whisper in his ear.HANNYAPussy is mightier than the sword.INT. SHOU GAKKOU OTAKU IRU - CLASSROOM - DAYYu’s at head of class. Li Li and Mark are at one side. Abistands readied with a mop and bucket at back of classroom.Mai is filing her toe nails and Taro is practicing with asamurai sword.Bad Girl and Bad Girl Friend and Bad Boy and Bad Boy Friendare throwing spit wads, sharing mobile tech, playing withtheir gum and sucking lollipops.RAIDOM (O.S.)She fumes me now.Yu starts class.YURaidom is an epitome of high-risksexual behavior.Raidom comes in.8.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"RAIDOMShe’s not boiling water and saving herbags in this class is she?YUTake-out food for you!RAIDOMThe Hannya has blessed me withsomething much greater than what I hadbefore.They’re about their para para again. Bad Boy and Bad BoyFriend are up making moves and Taro’s swiping his samuraisword but missing his targets.BAD GIRL AND BAD GIRL FRIEND(singing)Bad girl, Bad girl friend. We do itagain and again. Bad girl Bad girlfriend. So bad so bad again!Hannya appears at front of room - hideous. Everything comesto a standstill.HANNYAIt’s a bitter fight on the SenkakuIslands with no sex slaves nor comfortwomen.Yu moves to the easel and flips the page over to show asketch of a western toilet.YUThis is where the Japanese go to usePaypal to accept Korean bribes.Hannya flings her wrist and the easel board flips severalpages to leave a very hot picture of Mai in a bikini on it.9.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"ABI (O.C.)Nope. She said crotchless.Mai’s up to check it out.YU(to Abi)Strive to overcome this unfortunatesituation.ABIBut she’s much older than two anddefinitely not ten!YUDevelopment’s natural with thatJapanese ass for some gas.ABIToo much is no less than Mai in hercrotch-less panties.YUThat angling in your boxers is anunnecessary provocation.ABIIt’s- It’s Chinese whale meat!END OF ACT ONE10.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"ACT TWOEXT./ESTAB. SHOU GAKKOU OTAKU IRU - DAYElementary School.INT. CLASSROOM - DAYYu’s at head of class.ABII could claim I didn’t know.BAD BOYThat the guy behind you was Korean?Marc shakes his head at Li Li.MARCNot about size limits between species.LI LIMore of a territorial spat.Raidom finds that interesting.RAIDOMUndesirable info can be altered.Hannya comes closer to Raidom.HANNYAChinese Politics are of words forwhich none can speak.Yu points at the pic of Mai.YUChina calls them the Diaoyu Islandsand Japan calls them the SenkakuIslands.Abi dissents and shakes his head.11.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"ABII will not refrain from profanity,obscenity, spam, name-calling or fromthe attacking others for their views.YUContentious to accept donations fromforeigners.Abi shrugs.ABIWho needs eye contact.Taro moves in with his samurai sword.TAROThis could get bloody and expensive.BAD BOYKnee pads make short for war.Abi goes to the easel and flips through the pages.ABIWhat else? What else?YUPeople! They elect their owngovernment.Marc looks over at Li Li.MARCThat’s not a Chinese policy stimulus.LI LISorry. No gossip.12.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"13.MARCLactating Chinese women won’t reduceenergy then?LI LIIndustrial chemicals are not a familyplanning policy.FIRE LIGHTS go off and there’s an ALARM.ABIForced abortion? Ha! I know just thestuff!Abi quickly turns to the easel and flips the drawings towhere there’s a big plate of chili dogs and fries, soeverybody quickly leaves except Hannya and Yu.HANNYAThat’s not mushy rice. Not evenpressed together with fish in a glueyfashion.YUHe loves chili dogs and french fries.HANNYAThat looks like chili dogs and friesto you?EASELSketch is as a bowl full of turds.INT. SHOU GAKKOU OTAKU IRU - KITCHEN - DAYHannya gets in line at where TOM is as this middle aged blackcook and of who is on the other side of a kitchen partition.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"14.TOMNo eyeballs, spastic brains or asevered foot here.HANNYAReal time simulation in the East ChinaSea when?TOMI can do French Fries, beans and achicken leg - that’s as close as I canget.Abi sits with his chili fries and gets ready to dig right in.YU (O.C.)Abi don’t!Abi looks up to see Yu.ABIDo not squid on my pizza now!YUThe Hannya. She’s confused you.Hannya comes by with a big chicken leg, tons of french friesand heap full of beans on her tray.HANNYAShe has eaten the pig’s food.Abi’s about ready to eat some chile fries when Marc and Li Lisit on each side.YUThat’ll come with a heavy price!Abi hesitates.MARCDon’t worry, it’s the pig that costs.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"ABIWe’d never feed pigs this way.LI LIDemocracy - really, in China?Li Li gets busy with her hamburger.YUOver 400 million births prevented.Marc hesitates a moment and makes a check at where Bad Girland Bad Girl Friend and Bad Boy and Bad Boy Friend are in afood fight.MARCThey could be Chinese spies.Abi gobbles his food.YUBorn from out of Chinese familyplanning cell?Bad Girl and Bad Girl Friend and Bad Boy and Bad Boy Friendall stand and bow deeply.BAD BOYWe have been spared as your the leftovers.YUFinancial burdens? I can work and beindependent in Japan too!MAIYu wanted out to fix faulty memorychips on Japanese automated toilets.Taro sits along side.15.

YU WING CHUN"Seirei Keinetsu"16.TAROParts time as a reproduction expert?Bad Girl and Bad Girl Friend are up and doing para paraagain.BAD GIRL AND BAD GIRL FRIEND(singing)Bad girl, Bad girl friend. We do itagain and again. Bad girl Bad girlfriend. So bad so bad again!YUIt’s where Japanese sex workerslaughout loud.They stop and bow deeply.YU (CONT’D)Yes! They used a condom every-time!BAD GIRL FRIENDUm, I’m sorry.YUYou were too busy enjoying life to useone?BAD GIRLEm, so will they are married?Marc and Li Li are in a quaint lunch huddle.MARCI’ve disenchanted Japanese youth?LI LIAmericanization’s irresistible tothem.Abi looks very sick and is shaking a paleness.