American Graduate School Of International Management VOL. 6-No. 29 .

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American Graduate School of International ManagementVOL. 6-No. 29September 16,1977

2 - DAS TOR - September 16,1977Letters To The Editordo/'The Gate"at The American Graduate School of International ManagementGlendate. Arizona 85306Editor-m-Chief . Vickie GriswellAssistant Editor . Sarah SchalchBusiness Manager . .Angelos PapouliasAdvertising Manager . Eric CholertonEntartainment Editor. . Rod Milan!Sports Editor . Jack LavinAssistant Sports Editor. . Ann TeatPhotographer . Roben SchneckCirculation Manager . Chris LaragyStaff Writer*. . .Bob Landis, Irina Robertson. Van RobertsonSteven M. Reinbolt, Mark RudolphDAS TOR is an independent campus newspaper at the AmericanGraduate School of International Management Opinions expressedan not necessarily those of the DAS TOR staff.Almost Aesop's Fablesby Bob LandisPeter Tyme was an international banker who was deeply involvedin some rather dubious financial dealings with Paul Erdinin, the infamous Swiss banker who received a 10 month prison sentence forwhat the Swiss government called "mismanagement" Tyme wasnever accused of any legal wrongdoings but his image as a reputablebanker became suspect Nevertheless, Robert Stick, a young entrepreneur and recent graduate of AGSIM engaged Tyme as a consultantfor a banking venture in Munich, Germany.When the Bundesbank President Otmar Emminger reviewedStick's application to do business in Germany he was disturbed byStick's association with this rather disreputalbe character - Tyme.After mudi discussion with the Finanzminister a decision was reachedto deny Stick permission to do business in Germany.»Moral: A Stick "a Tyme says "Nein."Divertissementsby RodMilaniEditor:White attending the Lendman Conference in SanFrancisco August 19-20, I interviewed with thenational marketing co-ordinator of a Fortune 500company. As he looked over my resume, heremarked,"From the American Graduate School? Thunderbird?""Yes.""Half a dozen years ago they had the best people in the country. You'd hire a guy today, andnext week he's in Austria, with a mansion, servants,his own limo, the works . Since about 1969 theschool's really nosedived. They don't turn out anygood people any more." He looked at me andasked, "Why h that? It used to be quite a school."I told him what I thought. Among other things.AGSIM admits too many young students fresh outof college. A few years back, the majority of thestudents were men and women changing careersmid-stream. People with five or more years experience who were tired of their current jobs. Sothey came to T-Bird with one idea: begin a newcareer as an international manager. For many yearsthe school wasn't accredited, and neither the students nor the MNCs cared. Reason: courses weretaught by people who had worked abroad, andtaught to people who would settle for nothing lessthan international work. The majority of the students at that time had five or more years of experience, a proven track record, and a willingnessto take a chance, as shown by leaving establishedpositions to study at T-Bird.This is no longer true. The Administration istrying to turn AGSIM into a "bona fide" businessgrad school. Nothing wrong with that. But in thecourse of doing so they have for the most partgreatly damaged a carefully built 30-year reputation for turning out top notch international execs.One need only Jook around to see why. A fewexamples:1) We now have two new handball courts, twonew dorms, and a new tennis court. We alsohave too few instructors, two small a library,and overcrowded campus facilities. The Administration has admitted too many students(again), forcing most instructors (exceptinglanguage) to try to teach at from 30 to 1,and up to a 100 to 1 ratio.2) There is no longer a wide cross-section ofcareer changers at AGSIM. Rather, studentsare for the most part young, inexperienced,and are here because a) they didn't knowwhat they wanted to do after college, butThis Saturday night's movie on the Quad will be Lana WertmullersSwept Away. Wertmuller is one of the most talked about new directors on the international scene today. This film is a delightful fusionof her two favorite themes, sex and politics. The film stars the inimitable Giancuio Giannini, who as I'm sure you all remember wasnominated for best actor at the Academy Awards last year for hisrole in Seven Beauties, another Wertmuller film. John Simon of NewYork -Magazine calls Wertmuller "the most important film directorsince Bergman." Judith Grist of the Saturday Review says this ofSwept Away; "Una Wertmuller't newest foray into the danstrug *explodes into a fierce tntfle of the sexes that is as witty as it is wise,as ferocious as it is funny." That's all for now folks. Tune in againnext week.Dear Off-Campus Friends: Money Would you like to help your student newspaperand make some money for yourself at the same time?DAS TOR needs your help!! Sell ads for DAS TORand make a good commission at the same time. Nowis your chance to put your sales and marketing skillsto work in the real world!!!For more information, contact DAS TOR at Box538XL or call 938-7601."Deliciously hilarious."Kevin Thomas. Los Angeles TimesThe camerawork is gorgeous,the performances are full ofpassion and wit"Rex Reed, The New York Daily NewsI very sincerely thank you one and all for havingelected me as your Off-Campus Representative tothe ASLC in last week's elections.I am highly honored and proud to be represent-b» they didn't want to work, and c) theycouldn't get into a pod MBA program.I met one student in the spring semester, 21years old, who hadn't taken the Business boards,had barely made it through college, yet had beenadmitted anyway. He said, "I like to party, and Iwanted to screw off a few more years. I've gotsome coonectiom, so I got in."I am cufrenUy Wng in Cast del Rey; the management here is having a difficult time with AGSIMstudents. The students make noise and party untillate at night pour beer in the pool and soap in theJacuzzi, and in numerous other ways give a badname to the school. The rent here has been raised20%, in part to try to exclude students. It comes« an inopportyne time, as the Administration hasagain overbooked campus residence halls.For the benefit of everybody concerned, Isuggest the following changes:1) Admissions must be restricted to those prospective students who have hada) 3 -5 years business experience, or the equivalent so they can waive the basic businesscourses, orb) language fluency and experience living abroad,so they can waive the language and IS courses,if desired.2! The number of admissions must be held downto a more reasonable number, e.g., a total student body of 750 strictly screened students.If that means admitting only 200 people in thespring, so be it The students will have to eitherpay more tuition during their twelve monthshere, or pay for the rest of their careers becausethey have "graduated" from AGSIM.3) Spend less money on dorms, tennis courts,racketball courts; instead, invest ina) more and better instructors - the school canget them, if it's willing to pay for ttiem.b) better facilities the long-promised library,with enough room for everyone to study. Updated business and international files, andother information sources.I have graduated, and I cannot compel muchchange at the school from where I stand. But Icertainly will not be sending along any donationsuntil AGSIM gets its priorities straightened out Iam paying for its lack of priorities every time Ilook for a job. Unless you force some changes, youwill be too.Sincerely,Cto« oVM»y t977ing you in the Student Government and acceptmis position with dignity and humility.Thank you again.C.V. Raghavendra Prasad (Gandhi)Through The Grapevineby Steven RejnboltWhat Is A Genwirztriminer?No, it is not the World War II flying ace of theGerman Luftwaffe! Rather it is one of the betterknown white wine grapes of. Alsace, the Rhine Valley, the Italian Tyrol and California. Accordingto some wine authorities, the Traminer grape originated in the Italian Tyrolean village named Termeno, or Tramin in German. Gewurztraminermeans "spicy" traminer in German.The Gewurztraminer is a done of the traminergrape which evolved through a bud mutation. Itsometimes will have a slightly pinkish tint andgives a highly special, extremely spicy, rather softwhite wine, which some winedrinkers find (not I)almost too heavily perfumed; it nevertheless bringsa higher price than even the Rieslings in its nativeAlsace. California Gewurz is one of my personalfavorites and it is considered by many experts tobe the spiciest and fruitiest of all white varieties.Golden straw in color, this wine is medium in texture and excellent with fruit and cheese or by itself. Here are some of the Gewurztraminers that Ihave sampled and enjoyed:Almaden, non vintage (North Coast Counties).As I mentioned in my last article mis is one of myfavorites. Spiciest of the spicy, a fantastic buy at 2 9 a fifth.Pedroncelti, 75 (Sonoma County). In my opinion not as good as the 74 but still a great Gewurzat 3.25.Chartes Kntg, 74, (Napa County) light and softwith an unusual bouquet and flavor. 3.50.Mirassou, 73 and *74 (Monterrey County). Thearoma is floral and the body is light Reminiscentof natural herbs and spices. 4.00. Even better isMirassou's "Late Harvest" Gewurztraminer whichis sweeter, but oh-so-nice! Hard to find at 4.50.These are the four Gewurtz that I have foundto have the exceptional qualities that identify thatvariety. Other Gewraztraminers worthy of noteare: Joseph Phelps (Napa) considered by many tobe the best; Chateau St Jean (Napa); Sebastiani(Sonoma); Wente Bros. (Alameda). and Hacienda(Sonoma).Have you experienced any good bottles lately?Any bad? Have any suggestions, criticisms or questions? Drop me a line at the DAS TOR office orBox 2669.What Is The AGSIM Phonothon?'SweptSat nite - 8 p.m. on the QuadThe AGSIM Phonothon is a yearly event established to raise money for the School. Fifteenstudents will be chosen to participate in callingalumni all over the country and in Mexico Cityfrom telephones set up right here on campus.Last fall participating students raised 17,000in just five nights, providing additional studentaid, library acquisitions and curriculum development programs.Would you tike to make tome money and helpthe school nose money too?This year's Phonothon wiQ take place in earlyOctober. We need 15 callers who can work sevennights, four hours per night over a two-week period. APPLY NOW. Pick up an application fromDiane Connelly in the Alumni Office X7410.All applicants must be second and thirdsemester students.

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4 - DAS TOR - September 16,1977Ad Hoc Who?by Terry Brahmsteadtguidance from the Placement Center's frontline(The Dallas Cowboys should have it so good),Debbie Martin, Betty Rush, Cindy McCall andDiane DiehiThe Presentation Sub-committee has broughtthe most spectacular results. The group arrangedfor students to visit companies over the break inthe region where they were vacationing. The experience proved to be advantageous from manyangles. The students involved gained valuable experience and found that the business world is quiteimpressed when students get together and pursuethese goals under (heir own motivation. Theirmajor goal was, of course, to sell the school tothe business community.Not surprising, is the fact that the students soldthe school and stirred interest in themselves as well.Most of the companies were interested and requested more information or a copy of the miniresume book.There were a couple of coups. General Motorsmade a verbal commitment to recruit to Ms. Aliison.a second semester stu dent, and Ms.Woodworth.a thin! semester student made a visit to Washingtonstate which prompted Universal Services, Inc. tocontact the Placement Center to general* studentinterest in the company.The program has been very successful, but for itto continue to be successful, we need lots of participation by the students. The Ad Hoc Committeeis entirely a student creation. Most of the peopleby M. Rudolphwho have been active in the past will be graduatingsoon. It is now up to you first and second semesterMr. Berger Erickson is known as Mr. Thunderbird. This isn't a badstudents to perpetuate the Committee. Watch for nickname as he's the only one around here who has seen AGSIMthe posters announcing the next meeting, and join through all its three name changes and seven presidents. He enjoys ain. Youll be helping yourself and your fellow rare perspective in mat he has watched the school begin, slowly acquire shape, aiiu eSUbtiSu ititlf with Z gTG-ir.g "pUtitiOT.He was in Shreveport, Louisiana, working for die Air TrainingCommand when Lt Gen. Barton K. Yount called him and his wifeand asked if they'd consider coming to Glendale, Arizona. Mrs. Erickson, now retired, had been the General's former secretary and hewanted her back. The Ericksons accepted their new job offers andarrived here on July 4, 1946. At that time this place wasn't muchORGANIZATION CHARTSmore than a dusty, pot-holed patch of desert complete with barracks,hangars, a lot of cobwebs, and "one of the most incredible ideas inBanana republicPolishConventionalhigher education."Now Mr. Erickson is AGSIM's Executive Vice President, whichmeans he is an Operations Officer in charge of financial operations,the business office, personnel, fringe benefits, plant, grounds, foodservices, and auxiliary enterprises. In addition, from 1951 to 1976 MLErickson was the Secretary and Treasurer of the School Corporation."I kept a record of their doings," he says.A good indication of how well Mr. Erickson has served AGSIMover the years is the May 1973 evaluation AGSIM underwent at thehands of the Commission on Institutions of Higher Education of theNorth Central Association of Colleges and Secondary Schools. (Nextevaluation scheduled for 1978.)In 1973 the Commission wrote, "The business affairs of tile institution appear to be well-managed. The present financial situation ofthe institution appeared healthy-a situation which is less and lesscommonplace in private institutions," In other words, the schoolhas operated with a balanced budget for most of its 31 years.A dependable net surplus has resulted in AGSIM's qualifying for 944,493 in student loans over the past twenty years from the Federal Government under the Federally Insured Audit Loan Programand from the National Direct Student Loan Program.Without a net operating surplus, AGSIM would not have qualifiedfor these loans.LJMr. Erickson has seen the school through some lean years as well.In 1951, for example, enrollment for AJFT was down to 160, thefrom Mensan, of San Diego Hensa, Norm Pos, Editorschool was running a hefty deficit, and the Board of Trustees wasconsidering closing the school permanently.Mr. Erickson remembers the two men who stepped forward withstrong verbal support These two influential men, Paul Utchfidd ofGoodyear and Howard Shepherd of First National City Bank of NewYork, each supplied an important check. And as a result the schoolsqueaked through 1951.The next near crisis was in 1960. No one would consider AIFTfor a badly needed loan to get the academic year on the road. EveryTUHGOOTNATIONALMONUMENT:ThisNorthern Arizona contains some of the mostone told Mr. Erickson AIFT had absolutely no good reason to qualifyspectacular scenery to be found anywhere on the preColumbian ruin dating from about 1300 is for the size of loan they were requesting.face of the earth. It is a land rich in heritage; a two miles east of Clarkdale. Archeologists haveValley Bank told Mr. Erickson more or less the same tiling, butland that brought man here many thousands of recovered bone and stone implements, pottery, with the difference that they gave him the loan anyway. The loanyears ago to lire in quiet splendor. That land is still baskets, jewelry and matting from the rooms of was for approximately 50% of the school's gross income.a haven for those who wish to escape for a moment several hundred burials.of course is the result of only one person's effortsWALNUTCANYONNATIONALMONUMENT: andNoMr.enterprisefrom the rigors of die presentErickson is the first to recognize this. For him, AGSIM'sIf you are a first-time visitor get a copy of the Just a short distance east of Flagstaff on 1-40, then eventual and present survival is the result of "cumulative efforts ofofficial Arizona road map, free at any chamber of three miles south, are many diff dwellings making lots of people." But in a sense he has been responsible for organizingcommerce and containing useful information to this one of the most interesting points in the state. a sizable portion of those cumulative efforts.make your trip more enjoyable. The chamber will Under overhanging cliffs are the remains of someMr. Thunderbird deserves individual recognition for thirty yearshelp you chart your route and point out interesting 300 prehistoric dwellings of the Sinagua Indians of perseverance in this pot-holed patch of desert, if for nothing else.dating from about 1120 to 1250 A.O.tilings to see and do.WUPATKI NATIONAL MONUMENT: A hard- But more important, for any of us who are here on student loansService stations and facilities are scattered so beand who may have been curious as to whom to thank, we shouldsure to keep your tank filled. Facilities are far apart surfaced road connects the monument with Sunset keepMr. Berger Erickson in mind. He gets us started,«in this vast land. Hotels and motels are often filled Crater and is about 35 miles north of Flagstaff onUS89.AftertheeruptionofSunsetCratermadeduring the summer season and advance reservationsare advised. The same advice goes for camping areas fanning productive, this area became one of themost densely populated sections of northern Ariwhich are available at many of the parks.Northern Arizona abounds in parks and monu- zona. Winds eventually removed the water-retainingments, some of which are listed below. Additional cover of ash and cinders. More than 800 ruins areWe want to extend an enthusiastic thank you to all of the greatinformation may be obtained at any park center. located within the monument with Wupatki (TallMONTEZUMA CASTLE NATIONAL MONU- House) probably the most impressive containing people who have come in to the DAS TOR office offering to help byMENT: Its history is shrouded in the mist of time. more than 100 rooms. The original inhabitants are writing articles, taking pictures, doing a few graphics and giving usideas for stories. Without you, we couldn't put out the paper.Located on 1-17 about five miles north of Camp believed to have been ancestors of the Hopi Indians.PIPE SPRINGS NATIONAL MONUMENT: This,The need is still great, however for more new material. If you haveVerde, the monument contains ruins of a prehistoric cliff dwelling. It was built in the 12th and 13th one of Arizona's historic and picturesque spots, is a any ideas for stories, are willing to write an article or if you havecenturies by preColumbian Indians and is among landmark of pioneer history. It is located near the something you've already written, come in to the DAS TOR office,call X7601, or drop a note in Box 538XL. The more people who getthe best preserved of its type. Other ruins are loContinued on page 6 involved, the better the paper will be.cated in cliffs and hilltops around Beaver Creek.On occasion it's still necessary to explain whowe are and what we da More often, people are uncertain as to who is in charge of what Well all thosethings may be a bit undarified but the accomplishments of the Committee to date are unquestionably significant. These successes were achievedthrough sub-committees; telephone, letter-writingand presentation. So, what has the Committeedone?Some fifty letters have been individually typedand sent to East coast import-export firms. Theseletters included information about AGSIM and invited the companies to send job descriptions whenneeds arise. Each letter included a personalizedparagraph which referred to some individual factabout that company. The list and informationabout these firms came by way of Mr. Mannelfrom an alumnus.The Telephone Sub-committee is the largestsub. They have called several companies and invited them to recruit at AGSIM. This has proved tobe the most difficult function of all. After tracingthe proper telephone number and the right person,you have to catch that person at his/her desk.Sometimes easier said than done. Patience has paidoff in many situations. Several mini-resume bookshave been distributed as a result of telephone callsmade by members of the sub-committee.In addition, the Committee has provided occasional assistance to the Placement Center whenrequested. The goals are the same and the Placement Center has generously provided a telephoneand printing services. More importantly, Ms.Hazeiett and Mr. Mannel have provided suggestionsas to how the Committee might better accomplishits goal of increasing the number of companieswhich recruit at AGSIM. On a day to day basis,the Committee depended on the able and kindMr. ThunderbirdNorthern Arizona Truly MonumentalEncore, Encore!!

September 16.1977-DAS TOR-5The Library Has A Lot To Offer,Use It!For some of you, the most profound question you've had to askone of the Library staff is "Where is the penci sharpener?"Wheeler, Head librarian at AGSM, fifes this question the Most Frequently Asked Question Award). The answer is "the Xerox Room."To further increase your knowledge of library services, please read on.Some of you would like that small room at the back of the Ubraryto be Conference Room No. 2 or Private Study Room for Me No. 1 ,but. it really is the Map Room, housing 4 types of reference materials.Entering the Map Room from the Men's Bathroom side, you wfllEnd on the left, shelves containing phone boote from major citiesaround the world. This service can be especially helpful when you wishto send your resume to a company that does not haw a fie "either inthe Placement Center or at the Library control desk.On your ri i t side are shelves containing college catalogs, organizedby states, for those of you who wish to look into pursuing a higherdegree.Progressing into the middle of the Map Room, you will find themap cabinet on your left side. A chart on the door of the metal cabinet identifies the appropriate cubby hole for the map you need.Just beyond the map cabinet, and on both sides of the room aregrey vertical files containing manila fades on a variety of alphabetically-listed subjects. One may look upa country, such as "Switzerland," or a subject, such as "Petroleum," and find a quantity of pamphelts and flyers. These files provide a good source of information forpapers and reports.Moving on to another lesser known section of the Library, we arrive at the document and magazine stacks (on your left as you enterthe front door of the Library). This area is another excellent sourceof material for papers and reports.The documents, occupying the shelves closest to the front door,are periodical information in a variety of languages about specificcountries. You can find Last Week in Spain by looking under "Spain "or Mitteilungen by looking under "Austria." Since most of the documents are not indexed in such places as the Reader's Guide to Peri odical Literature, the best way to use this section is to go directly toa country and look for information needed on your reportThe remaining shelves are filled with magazines, listed alphabetICJL.J* TC :S .aitgusgc groupings. « sg»!sh language msgaziiKS fill themajority of the shelves, witti French, German, Italian, Japanese,Portuguese, and Spanish also represented. The most current copies ofsome of these magazines are displayed around the Goodyear Room.FinaUy, if you can't seem to find a book or magazine article thatyou desperately need, the AGSM Library will help you obtain itfrom another library ttat participates in Inter-library Loans. Theprocess can be slow (2-3 weeks) if the library is in another part ofthe country. However, it can be fairiy easy if the other library is inthe area, such as the Arizona State University Library in Tempe orthe library at Glendale Community College.For the ASU Library, an AGSIM student must first obtain anASU library pass, good for a specific date and issued at the AGSIMLibrary. The pas entitles the student to check out four books fromASU. At Glendale Community College, an AGSIM student can use*«*his AGSM student card to obtain a special borrower's card.Delta Phi members embarking on a tubing trip over Labor Day weekend. No casualties wete reportedexcept for 1 lost wallet and 1 lost pair of car keys.—Notices—A STAR IS HATCHEDIs it your secret ambition to go on the Gong Show? Are you acloset harpist? Do you feel the urge to "Shuffle off to Buffalo?" Thencome on out and audition for the T-BIRD FLYBACK FOLLIES!!Delta Phi Epsiion will be presenting the Goldiggers of 59th Avenuein the famous follies (should that be infamous?), with your host,A.G. Sims. If you have a talent or know of someone who does,drop a line to Box 716 or call 938-7276 and ask for A.G. Sims.BALLOON RACEApplication forms for booths it the THUNDERBIRD INVITATIONAL BALLOON RACE are now available at the Balloon RaceOffice (in the Administration building). Even if you have alreadysubmitted information on a booth, you still need to fill out an application form in the Balloon Race Office!performers. If you would like to do folk-dances from your nativeland, make a little music, or do any kind of performance duringthe festivities please call Kevin B. OTlegan at 934-6165. They needlots of entertainers to fill the days.HEALTH CENTERAny member of the AGSIM community with recent education,training or experience in the delivery of emergency health care,experience in First Aid, Nursing, medicine or as a paramedic, corpsman, or emergency medical technician - PLEASE COME OUT OFTHE WOODWORK. Please call or come by the Health Center.Contact Ms. Rosemary Kinder RN at X7630 or by P.O. Box 776.PCS DRUG CARDS ARE IN!!!! Those who have not receivedtheir card* may do so now at the Health Center. As you know thedrug cards pay for prescription medications - a good deal indeed!!!!!The Campus Nurse needs volunteers to assist in transporting students to the ThunderBird Medical Plaza on "T" Bird Road or to theEmergi center on Green way Ave. in the event students can t get aride or in the event of a medical emergency. Volunteers would notbe pestered to transport on a regular basi*. THERE IS A SIGN-UPSHEET IK THE POST OFFICE next to the Barber Shop. Pleasenote times and days you would be available.BAPTIST STUDENT UNIONThe Baptist Student Union wfll meet every Thursday evening at7:00 p.m. in the Thunderbird Room or wherever the meeting placeis announced. The B.S.U. is a Christian Fellowship group supportedby the Southern Baptist denomination. All faiths are welcome forBible study and a creative worship experience.PH

DAS TOR is an independent campus newspaper at the American Graduate School of International Management Opinions expressed an not necessarily those of the DAS TOR staff. Letters To The Editor Almost Aesop's Fables by Bob Landis Peter Tyme was an international banker who was deeply involved