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OTHER BOOKS BY JEFF KINNEYDiary of a Wimpy KidDiary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick RulesDiary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last StrawDiary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog DaysDiary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly TruthDiary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin FeverDiary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third WheelDiary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard LuckDiary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long HaulDiary of a Wimpy Kid: Old SchoolThe Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself BookThe Wimpy Kid Movie Diary--,COMING SOON: MORE DIARY OFA WIMPY KID

13-1ARYby Jeff Kihhey

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