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“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational Quotes“SHOW ME'The Funny'!”27 Free FUNNY Inspirational Quotes(or Your Money Back!)Copyright 2011 Steve M Nash, SelfHelpCollective.comAll Rights ReservedWhy not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 1 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny inspirational quotes can make you smile Which must be the main reason that people search Googleall the time for “funny inspirational quotes”, I guess.That, or people are just bored hee hee!Well, whether you are bored or just in need of a good smile,I do hope you enjoy these 27 free funny inspirational quotes.And if you don’t, you can always get your money back nelly.html [wink]Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 2 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational Quotes Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 3 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #27"Put your hand on a hot stove for aminute, and it seems like an hour. Sitwith a pretty girl for an hour, and itseems like a minute. That's relativity."– Albert EinsteinTHEME: ‘Mad Scientists’(Is there any other kind? :-O )Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 4 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #26" Don't go around saying the worldowes you a living. The world owesyou nothing. It was here first."– Mark TwainTHEME: Clever (Golf-hating) WritersWhy not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 5 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #25" Families are like fudge. mostlysweet with a few nuts."– UnknownTHEME: ‘Funny Families’(See #27 )Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 6 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational Quotes Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 7 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #24"If at first you don't succeed, thinkhow many people you've madehappy."– H. Duane BlackTHEME: Fear of Success(I'd rather fear spiders, wouldn't you?)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 8 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #23"Success is simply a matter of luck.Ask any failure."– UnknownTHEME: Success(Or how to be 'lucky'! ;-) )Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 9 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #22"Those are my principles, and if youdon't like them. well, I have others."– Groucho MarxTHEME: Self Help Collective 'philosophy'(Oh yes!)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 10 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational Quotes Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 11 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #21"Patience is something you admire inthe driver behind you, but not in oneahead."– Bill McGlashenTHEME: ‘Truth’(A great song by Alexander)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 12 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #20"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."– AhmadTHEME: ‘Truth’(".has a variety of meanings" - Wikipedia)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 13 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #19"Men, chocolate, and coffee are allbetter rich."– UnknownTHEME: ‘Truth’( is inconvenient, so says Al Gore! )Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 14 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational Quotes Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 15 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #18"I believe in the discipline of silence,and could talk for hours about it."– George Bernard ShawTHEME: Listening Skills(Rare skills, indeed!)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 16 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #17"The single biggest problem incommunication is the illusion that ithas taken place."– George Bernard ShawTHEME: Communication Skills(Don’t forget body language!)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 17 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #16"A verbal contract isn't worth thepaper it is written on."– Samuel GoldwynTHEME: Verbal Communication Skills(How to talk clearly)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 18 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational Quotes Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 19 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #15"I am not afraid of death, I just don'twant to be there when it happens."– Woody AllenTHEME: ‘Fear of death’(I guess ‘Death’ is kinda scary!)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 20 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #14"Money is better than poverty, if onlyfor financial reasons."– Woody AllenTHEME: ‘Success’(Is this a 'dirty word' in your vocabulary? Why? L )Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 21 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #13"Love is the answer, but while you'rewaiting for the answer, sex raisessome pretty interesting questions."– Woody AllenTHEME: ‘Love’(& Laughing )Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 22 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational Quotes Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 23 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #12"There has been much tragedy in mylife; at least half of it actuallyhappened."– Mark TwainTHEME: Positive Thinking(?)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 24 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #11"A person without a sense of humor islike a wagon without springs -- joltedby every pebble in the road."– Henry Ward BeecherTHEME: Funny Text Messages(Do you own a mobile phone?)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 25 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #10"A smile confuses an approachingfrown."– UnknownTHEME: Self-Esteem(Feeling goood about yourself - yay!)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 26 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational Quotes Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 27 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #9"Silent gratitude isn't much use toanyone."– Gladys Berthe SternTHEME: ‘Gratitude’(What can YOU be grateful for today?)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 28 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #8"I had the blues because I had noshoes until upon the street, I met aman who had no feet."– Denis WaitleyTHEME: ‘Gratitude’(What can YOU be grateful for tomorrow?)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 29 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #7" The reason so few people aresuccessful is no one has yet found away for someone to sit down andslide uphill."– W. Clement StoneTHEME: ‘Truth’(What can YOU 'truly' be grateful for?)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 30 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational Quotes Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 31 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #6" You can learn many things fromchildren. How much patience youhave, for instance."– Franklin P. JonesTHEME: Children's Inspirational Quotes(They don’t make children like they used to do, do they! ;-) )Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 32 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #5" What you do speaks so loud that Icannot hear what you say."– Ralph Waldo EmersonTHEME: Self-Improvement(We can ALL improve ourselves!)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 33 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #4" Some cause happiness whereverthey go; others whenever they go."– Oscar WildeTHEME: Happiness( Whichever way you want to cause it!)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 34 of 41)
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“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #3" I wish people who have troublecommunicating would just shut up."– Tom LehrerTHEME: ‘Communication’( or being in a bad mood! )Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 36 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #2" I find television very educational.Every time someone turns it on, I goin the other room and read a book."– Groucho MarxTHEME: ‘Get Rid of Your Television Day’(Where people actually talk to each other at home! :-O )Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 37 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesFunny Inspirational Quote #1" He who laughs, lasts."– Mary Pettibone PooleTHEME: ‘Funny inspirational quotes’(I do hope you enjoyed ’em! )Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 38 of 41)
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“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesAbout This Book:My name is Steve M Nash – I’m the editor of guru-free SelfHelpCollective.com, and Icompiled this funny quotes ebook. I do so hope you found it funny. If so, please do sharewith a friend or 3. (You do have 3 friends, don’t you? Great! )So, and on a slightly more serious note, I put this ebook together because I think thatlaughing and guffawing is fun.And I think ‘fun’ is the whole point of self-help (self improvement, personaldevelopment, whatever word you want to use ) – otherwise, why bother with any of it!I also wanted to share 3 powerful resources with you that can help inspire you, helpyou to effect change in your life, AND (in a roundabout way) help you have more fun PTOWhy not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 40 of 41)
“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational QuotesMy 3 ‘Powerful’ Resources: Resource 1: My very own Weekly Wonder NewsletterWeekly inspiring quotes – sometimes funny – sent to you, er, every week. Aweekly reminder to think bigger and act bigger, or to just have a laugh. Subscribe here!. (it’s free!) Resource 2: Self-Hypnosis from HypnosisDownloads.comRe-program your mind, and the way you ‘talk’ to yourself, using self-hypnosis.As recommended by the British NHS (National Health Service), no less.Find out more about Self-Hypnosis here!. (I hypnotically command you!) Resource 3: SiteSell’s SBI!SBI! is the internet-business-building software that I useto create & maintain SelfHelpCollective.com. Whateveryour passion, whatever your skill level, you too can earnan extra income online via your own money-making site. So there!Read my Free Guide to SBI! here!. (Take command of your life!)Thank you for reading to the very end of, “Show Me ‘The Funny’!” As ‘reward’, youcan check out my impersonation of Father Christmas! Not bad, eh!. ;-)My name is Steve M Nash (Yes! They are dreadlocks!)Why not benefit from the collective wisdom of many at http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com(Page 41 of 41)
Funny inspirational quotes can make you smile Which must be the main reason that people search Google all the time for " funny inspirational quotes ", I guess. That, or people are just bored hee hee! Well, whether you are bored or just in need of a good smile, I do hope you enjoy these 27 free funny inspirational quotes.
